Hey there, sistahs!
Great news on a couple fronts. For the first time ever, one of my books is now available in print form! My non-erotic suspense novel, Kari Okay, is finally proofed and approved and available wherever bookstores (online or otherwise) are cool enough to carry me.
In preparing Kari Okay for print, I made over 100 improvements to the text, and then used that to create a second edition of the eBook version, which is also available now. The print version is a cute little 8"x5" thing that runs around 260 pages, so I'm sure those of you who enjoy print will appreciate it.
As for the eBook version, I have some news there, too, beyond the new second edition version now being available. I was prepared to publish Kari Okay wide on other platforms this summer, but when I decided to issue the print version, I decided to celebrate it all for my loyal Amazon fans.
So, the eBook is now in a program called MatchBook, which means if you're kind enough to buy the print version of Kari Okay, you'll get the eBook version at a steep discount: only $0.99!
I've also dropped the price of the eBook a buck to only $3.99 as it's regular price.
And coming up, on August 1st through 5th, I'll be running another Free promotion on the eBook version, so you'll have another chance to snatch it up without having to spend a penny. So if you're looking to save some shekels, there's your tip.
So, lots of things happening with Kari Okay right now, and if you're all good and well-behaved sistahs, maybe I'll unleash my next release on you all soon. I don't have another non-erotic title up my sleeve just yet, but you might want to be on the lookout for a return to the sexy-time fun you've loved me for in the past.
Probably a short or two, in the short term.
Hugs and deep kisses!
Sarah
Sunday, July 27, 2014
Saturday, May 31, 2014
Free Run on Amazon!
Hey there, sistahs!
Just wanted to let you all know: Kari Okay begins a long-awaited FREE run starting today on Amazon.com, and running through Wednesday, May 4!
If you haven't gotten a copy before this, get yours now! Once it's over, it won't be free again.
Just wanted to let you all know: Kari Okay begins a long-awaited FREE run starting today on Amazon.com, and running through Wednesday, May 4!
If you haven't gotten a copy before this, get yours now! Once it's over, it won't be free again.
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Kari Okay Countdown almost half over!
Hey there, sistahs!
Just wanted to remind you all that the Kindle Countdown promotion on Kari Okay is already halfway over!
The book started out the Countdown sale at $0.99, stopped at $1.99, and is now back up to $2.99 with less than 20 hours left at that price before it leaps up another buck to $3.99.
Remember, this is a 55K-plus word novel and normally retails for $4.99 USD, so don't hesitate; buy your copy while the price lasts because once it's back at $4.99, it'll be staying there for a while.
Thanks!
Just wanted to remind you all that the Kindle Countdown promotion on Kari Okay is already halfway over!
The book started out the Countdown sale at $0.99, stopped at $1.99, and is now back up to $2.99 with less than 20 hours left at that price before it leaps up another buck to $3.99.
Remember, this is a 55K-plus word novel and normally retails for $4.99 USD, so don't hesitate; buy your copy while the price lasts because once it's back at $4.99, it'll be staying there for a while.
Thanks!
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
KARI OKAY to enjoy a discount on Amazon!
Hey, my sistahs!
Kari Okay, my first-ever non-erotica New Adult Suspense novel, has been out for a while now, but things are about to get crazy-serious with it.
First of all, on Amazon.com, the novel, normally priced at $4.99 USD, will enjoy a week-long run on what's called a Countdown Promotion.
What that means to you is this: Starting Friday, February 28, the eBook for Kari Okay will be discounted to only $0.99! But don't wait too long to One-Click, because 36 hours into the promotion, it'll go up a step to $1.99. Then $2.99 another 36 hours after that, then $3.99, until the promotion is over.
What that means is, the quicker you One-Click, the less you pay! This special promotion runs from February 28 through March 6, so make sure you take advantage because after that, it'll be back to $4.99
In other Kari Okay news, I'll soon be unveiling it as my first-ever book available... in print! So watch this space for that announcement, once the book is completely ready.
And Kari Okay will become available in markets beyond Amazon later this year, so if you're a fan of Nook, Kobo, Google Play, or wherever, keep watching this space.
Speaking of Google Play, my first five titles are now live there for the first time ever. That means Bliss Kiss, Beyond Bliss Kiss, Pure Bliss, Steamy Bliss, and the collection, College Bliss, are now all available to Android-lovers worldwide!
Look for the rest of my library, coming to Google Play Books soon.
And thanks for the loyalty, sistahs. I have more erotic and non-erotic tales in the works. This is shaping up to be a good year to be a Sarah Salari fan!
Kari Okay, my first-ever non-erotica New Adult Suspense novel, has been out for a while now, but things are about to get crazy-serious with it.
First of all, on Amazon.com, the novel, normally priced at $4.99 USD, will enjoy a week-long run on what's called a Countdown Promotion.
What that means to you is this: Starting Friday, February 28, the eBook for Kari Okay will be discounted to only $0.99! But don't wait too long to One-Click, because 36 hours into the promotion, it'll go up a step to $1.99. Then $2.99 another 36 hours after that, then $3.99, until the promotion is over.
What that means is, the quicker you One-Click, the less you pay! This special promotion runs from February 28 through March 6, so make sure you take advantage because after that, it'll be back to $4.99
In other Kari Okay news, I'll soon be unveiling it as my first-ever book available... in print! So watch this space for that announcement, once the book is completely ready.
And Kari Okay will become available in markets beyond Amazon later this year, so if you're a fan of Nook, Kobo, Google Play, or wherever, keep watching this space.
Speaking of Google Play, my first five titles are now live there for the first time ever. That means Bliss Kiss, Beyond Bliss Kiss, Pure Bliss, Steamy Bliss, and the collection, College Bliss, are now all available to Android-lovers worldwide!
Look for the rest of my library, coming to Google Play Books soon.
And thanks for the loyalty, sistahs. I have more erotic and non-erotic tales in the works. This is shaping up to be a good year to be a Sarah Salari fan!
Monday, January 20, 2014
Kari Okay: An Amazon-Exclusive (for now)....
Hey there sistahs!
I'm pleased to announce KARI OKAY is now available, at least on the US site so far, on Amazon.com, where it will be an Amazon exclusive through March at least. Like my other books, it will make its way out to other sites as well, later this year. I'll let you know when.
When her new boyfriend dragged her to a karaoke bar, the best Kari hoped for was to make a new friend or two and maybe sing a song. She never expected to get involved in a singing competition, or to meet the mysterious, somehow alluring, Shyla, or the dark turn the night, her boyfriend, and her life, would take that evening after the music died down. Kari Okay is a story of survival, suspense, and social satire that makes for a compelling, page-turning tale.
Warning: This title contains a dramatic rape scene some readers may find disturbing. Please take this note of caution seriously.
Kari Okay runs approximately 54,200 words in length. While it is the first mainstream novel by popular Amazon erotica author Sarah Salari, Kari Okay is not a work of erotica.
I'm pleased to announce KARI OKAY is now available, at least on the US site so far, on Amazon.com, where it will be an Amazon exclusive through March at least. Like my other books, it will make its way out to other sites as well, later this year. I'll let you know when.
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Warning: This title contains a dramatic rape scene some readers may find disturbing. Please take this note of caution seriously.
Kari Okay runs approximately 54,200 words in length. While it is the first mainstream novel by popular Amazon erotica author Sarah Salari, Kari Okay is not a work of erotica.
What actually inspired KARI OKAY?
In my last post, I confessed that my new novel, coming out later this week, KARI OKAY, has a dramatic rape scene in it and therefore the book has no erotic content, since it's a different type of novel completely.
What I didn't share as much on in that post was about what actually inspired the novel to begin with, and why I'd want to write a novel about such a dark theme.
Some readers dismiss erotica writers as "serious artists," and sometimes that's okay, but it's a pigeonhole that simply doesn't fit me. While I enjoy writing sexy fun, I also enjoy writing other sorts of things, too. Sometimes because actual events in the world piss me off.
One such event happened several years ago, before I was an active writer. It involved an at-the-time young professional athlete and an accusation of sexual assault ... something not uncommon, unfortunately, in the world of professional athletics.
However, the way in which this particular story unfolded flummoxed me.
The media outed the victim's identity.
And once that happened in one place, pretty soon everyone was repeating her name. Imagine the horror! Bad enough that you have been raped. Worse that you were raped by a pro athlete. But then your name is tossed out to the public so that you'll never know any peace at all, but have media idiots portraying you as everything from a temptress to a whore?
Unthinkable.
I didn't like how that particular real-life episode played out. I wanted to tell a tale that explored what life would be like for a young woman in that sort of situation. And I wanted to furthermore portray the devastation that something like that ... the backstage reality of damaged and destroyed lives that you never really hear about once the famous athlete "settles the case and puts it all behind him."
My tale, Kari Okay, is fictionalized. I give my character some measure of justice, even though she suffers a lot at the hands of her assaulter. It's a story that's suspenseful, contains some social satire, and has some bite to it because there are, unfortunately, several real-life cases where things very much like this have happened.
So, yes, there's a potentially disturbing event in the novel, but it's about a lot more than that. I hope you will all enjoy the suspense, the humor, and the message of survival it offers.
What I didn't share as much on in that post was about what actually inspired the novel to begin with, and why I'd want to write a novel about such a dark theme.
Some readers dismiss erotica writers as "serious artists," and sometimes that's okay, but it's a pigeonhole that simply doesn't fit me. While I enjoy writing sexy fun, I also enjoy writing other sorts of things, too. Sometimes because actual events in the world piss me off.
One such event happened several years ago, before I was an active writer. It involved an at-the-time young professional athlete and an accusation of sexual assault ... something not uncommon, unfortunately, in the world of professional athletics.
However, the way in which this particular story unfolded flummoxed me.
The media outed the victim's identity.
And once that happened in one place, pretty soon everyone was repeating her name. Imagine the horror! Bad enough that you have been raped. Worse that you were raped by a pro athlete. But then your name is tossed out to the public so that you'll never know any peace at all, but have media idiots portraying you as everything from a temptress to a whore?
Unthinkable.
I didn't like how that particular real-life episode played out. I wanted to tell a tale that explored what life would be like for a young woman in that sort of situation. And I wanted to furthermore portray the devastation that something like that ... the backstage reality of damaged and destroyed lives that you never really hear about once the famous athlete "settles the case and puts it all behind him."
My tale, Kari Okay, is fictionalized. I give my character some measure of justice, even though she suffers a lot at the hands of her assaulter. It's a story that's suspenseful, contains some social satire, and has some bite to it because there are, unfortunately, several real-life cases where things very much like this have happened.
So, yes, there's a potentially disturbing event in the novel, but it's about a lot more than that. I hope you will all enjoy the suspense, the humor, and the message of survival it offers.
A serious note about KARI OKAY
Hey there sistahs,
I've been talking about my next release, due out later this week, for some months now. I'm proud of it in many ways, but it is a change of pace for those of you who only know me by my erotica. This book is different, and we need to talk about why for a moment.
Anyone who's read my erotica knows this about me: What I enjoy writing about most is first-time lesbian experiences. They're fun tales, and that's all erotica is meant to be, I think: a sexy bit of fun.
And originally, Kari Okay was going to follow in that tradition. But something happened on the way to writing The End.
The first thing that happened is that the story began to grow. Originally I was expecting this story to run around 10,000 to 20,000 words. Instead, by the time I was done, I'd unwittingly written my first full-length novel: Kari Okay runs 54,200 words.
But I've been playing around for about a year with the idea of stretching myself into new genres; crossing over into things like science fiction and thrillers, and mixing parts of those genres with the fun erotica I enjoy writing. I expected this story to be more like my last release in August: a bridge between my pure erotica and my crossover stuff.
When I reached about a quarter-way through my story, however, I realized two new facts: first, Kari Okay was going to become my first crossover novel. And second of all, I couldn't let it become confused with my other erotica titles... because of a particular chapter and its fallout.
Why?
Anyone following my Holiday Bliss stories knows that I started including a minor theme of social menace in my stories for a while now. I wanted to include the reality that those who become open about their lesbian lifestyle don't exist in a perfect-world bubble where everyone is as accepting and pleasant and "okay with it" as they ideally ought to be.
So in one of my stories, I had a bully harass Jaz in a fast-food checkout line. I had a similar scene in another of those tales. But I kept them brief and not too dark, using them to serve as ways for Jaz to bond with new girls she had met.
But in telling a novel-length tale, I had the room to tell more about the life of my new tale's main character. And it had to involve more than just a simple seduction scenario. There had to be more story to tell to sustain such a long narrative.
So I went in that direction and started building Kari Oakley's life out as I wrote, and before I knew it, I reached a scene that had to be written, but which was too dark, too disturbing, and too serious to make it part of a light-hearted sexual romp. That scene entirely changed the book as I was writing it.
Here's why:
Kari Okay contains a scene in which the main character undergoes a violent rape that has serious and lasting repercussions on her for the rest of the novel (and, it is implied, beyond).
The scene is violent and brutal and a bit unexpected. I do not spend an undo number of words describing it, but the rape scene may still be upsetting to many readers, especially those who have endured a sexual assault themselves.
The scene is not written in any sort of remotely erotic way. It is portrayed for what it is: an act of violence, domination, and control that leaves Kari forever changed, and not for the good.
I'm aware of how controversial such material can be. Rape is no light-hearted matter, and is in no way arousing to anyone. (Or at least it shouldn't be.)
Realizing that scene was necessary for the story I now understood I was telling changed what I felt comfortable doing with the rest of the book. When I decided to include the rape scene, I felt uncomfortable including erotic lesbian content in the rest of the novel.
The reason should be obvious. First, it's very disconcerting for readers to endure a rape scene, and then feel in the mood to be aroused by a more sensuous love scene later on. Erotica and rape just don't mix.
Also, I knew that a rape scene can make retailers nervous all by itself; add in "light-hearted, sexy fun" in other scenes, and it sends a mixed message to the reader, and one could easily draw the mistaken conclusion that Kari Okay portrays the rape that way as well. (It does not.)
I didn't want to break trust between me and my readers in that way, let alone my retailers and me.
While lesbian attraction is a subplot in the novel, I have downplayed that element carefully to avoid the impression that rape in any way, shape, or form "causes" lesbian attraction. And again, there is no erotica content in the book. It's a different kind of read, and for very good reasons.
I hope many of you can tolerate both the rape scene and the lack of erotica content in Kari Okay, and are willing to take a chance on my tale. Despite the dark theme, it is a tale of suspense, coming of age in college, and even has some laughs in it in aspects of the tale that involve social satire. It's not so much slapstick humor as it is funny in the way parts of Breaking Bad were funny. In-tone comic relief used to release the tension.
I also promise that not all my books outside of erotica will be this dark and serious. I have more erotica in me, and tales of suspense and science fiction that mix in erotica content without verging into this.
But ultimately, keep in mind that Kari Okay is primarily about survival, not victimization. It has unique characters, fun themes, and makes for a suspenseful ride. I don't mean to make it sound unappealing; I believe it's a compelling read, and I hope you'll consider giving it a chance.
I would not have felt right, however, had I not warned you in advance.
Peace, love, blessings and joy on you all. Never give up!
I've been talking about my next release, due out later this week, for some months now. I'm proud of it in many ways, but it is a change of pace for those of you who only know me by my erotica. This book is different, and we need to talk about why for a moment.
Anyone who's read my erotica knows this about me: What I enjoy writing about most is first-time lesbian experiences. They're fun tales, and that's all erotica is meant to be, I think: a sexy bit of fun.
And originally, Kari Okay was going to follow in that tradition. But something happened on the way to writing The End.
The first thing that happened is that the story began to grow. Originally I was expecting this story to run around 10,000 to 20,000 words. Instead, by the time I was done, I'd unwittingly written my first full-length novel: Kari Okay runs 54,200 words.
But I've been playing around for about a year with the idea of stretching myself into new genres; crossing over into things like science fiction and thrillers, and mixing parts of those genres with the fun erotica I enjoy writing. I expected this story to be more like my last release in August: a bridge between my pure erotica and my crossover stuff.
When I reached about a quarter-way through my story, however, I realized two new facts: first, Kari Okay was going to become my first crossover novel. And second of all, I couldn't let it become confused with my other erotica titles... because of a particular chapter and its fallout.
Why?
Anyone following my Holiday Bliss stories knows that I started including a minor theme of social menace in my stories for a while now. I wanted to include the reality that those who become open about their lesbian lifestyle don't exist in a perfect-world bubble where everyone is as accepting and pleasant and "okay with it" as they ideally ought to be.
So in one of my stories, I had a bully harass Jaz in a fast-food checkout line. I had a similar scene in another of those tales. But I kept them brief and not too dark, using them to serve as ways for Jaz to bond with new girls she had met.
But in telling a novel-length tale, I had the room to tell more about the life of my new tale's main character. And it had to involve more than just a simple seduction scenario. There had to be more story to tell to sustain such a long narrative.
So I went in that direction and started building Kari Oakley's life out as I wrote, and before I knew it, I reached a scene that had to be written, but which was too dark, too disturbing, and too serious to make it part of a light-hearted sexual romp. That scene entirely changed the book as I was writing it.
Here's why:
Kari Okay contains a scene in which the main character undergoes a violent rape that has serious and lasting repercussions on her for the rest of the novel (and, it is implied, beyond).
The scene is violent and brutal and a bit unexpected. I do not spend an undo number of words describing it, but the rape scene may still be upsetting to many readers, especially those who have endured a sexual assault themselves.
The scene is not written in any sort of remotely erotic way. It is portrayed for what it is: an act of violence, domination, and control that leaves Kari forever changed, and not for the good.
I'm aware of how controversial such material can be. Rape is no light-hearted matter, and is in no way arousing to anyone. (Or at least it shouldn't be.)
Realizing that scene was necessary for the story I now understood I was telling changed what I felt comfortable doing with the rest of the book. When I decided to include the rape scene, I felt uncomfortable including erotic lesbian content in the rest of the novel.
The reason should be obvious. First, it's very disconcerting for readers to endure a rape scene, and then feel in the mood to be aroused by a more sensuous love scene later on. Erotica and rape just don't mix.
Also, I knew that a rape scene can make retailers nervous all by itself; add in "light-hearted, sexy fun" in other scenes, and it sends a mixed message to the reader, and one could easily draw the mistaken conclusion that Kari Okay portrays the rape that way as well. (It does not.)
I didn't want to break trust between me and my readers in that way, let alone my retailers and me.
While lesbian attraction is a subplot in the novel, I have downplayed that element carefully to avoid the impression that rape in any way, shape, or form "causes" lesbian attraction. And again, there is no erotica content in the book. It's a different kind of read, and for very good reasons.
I hope many of you can tolerate both the rape scene and the lack of erotica content in Kari Okay, and are willing to take a chance on my tale. Despite the dark theme, it is a tale of suspense, coming of age in college, and even has some laughs in it in aspects of the tale that involve social satire. It's not so much slapstick humor as it is funny in the way parts of Breaking Bad were funny. In-tone comic relief used to release the tension.
I also promise that not all my books outside of erotica will be this dark and serious. I have more erotica in me, and tales of suspense and science fiction that mix in erotica content without verging into this.
But ultimately, keep in mind that Kari Okay is primarily about survival, not victimization. It has unique characters, fun themes, and makes for a suspenseful ride. I don't mean to make it sound unappealing; I believe it's a compelling read, and I hope you'll consider giving it a chance.
I would not have felt right, however, had I not warned you in advance.
Peace, love, blessings and joy on you all. Never give up!
Kari Okay cover reveal!
Okay folks, my next big release is going to hit any day now. Unlike my other releases to date, KARI OKAY is not a work of erotic fiction. Instead, I have decided to tell a story that is not that erotic at all, but should still be of interests to fans of my work and themes, as it's a work of serious lesbian fiction, although it's about a lot more than that, as well.
Here's a peek at the cover:
Here's a peek at the cover:
Monday, November 4, 2013
Sleepless Over going wide, Kari Okay coming soon
Hey sistahs,
Just wanted to let you all know that I finally decided to send Sleepless Over out to all the other ebook venues after a successful Amazon-exclusive run. So you can look for Sleepless Over to appear on Kobo and Smashwords within the next 24 hours, if you'd rather get it there.
As for Nook, Apple and all those other places Smashwords distributes to, expect the usual, pokey trickle-out. I have some books over a year old that still aren't on iTunes, but not for lack of trying. Gee, thanks Smashwords. LOL.
Anyway, the other big news item is that I'm close to done with my first novel-length book, which will actually be less erotic than most of my romances and stray into New Adult territory. The book is actually more intense with the dramatic content and doesn't contain much more sensuality than you'd find in the average James Patterson book.
It'll be something new, something interesting, and there's definitely some "first-time lesbian" content, but not as much in a "bedroom fun" sort of way, but more in a "part of a character's journey" sort of way."
That should be coming in time for the holiday season so long as proofing goes quickly.
Look for Kari Okay on Amazon first, and elsewhere later on, in 2014.
Just wanted to let you all know that I finally decided to send Sleepless Over out to all the other ebook venues after a successful Amazon-exclusive run. So you can look for Sleepless Over to appear on Kobo and Smashwords within the next 24 hours, if you'd rather get it there.
As for Nook, Apple and all those other places Smashwords distributes to, expect the usual, pokey trickle-out. I have some books over a year old that still aren't on iTunes, but not for lack of trying. Gee, thanks Smashwords. LOL.
Anyway, the other big news item is that I'm close to done with my first novel-length book, which will actually be less erotic than most of my romances and stray into New Adult territory. The book is actually more intense with the dramatic content and doesn't contain much more sensuality than you'd find in the average James Patterson book.
It'll be something new, something interesting, and there's definitely some "first-time lesbian" content, but not as much in a "bedroom fun" sort of way, but more in a "part of a character's journey" sort of way."
That should be coming in time for the holiday season so long as proofing goes quickly.
Look for Kari Okay on Amazon first, and elsewhere later on, in 2014.
Friday, October 25, 2013
Title change for Virgin Bliss
Hey there, all.
As some of you may have noticed, one of my best-selling titles had to undergo a title change recently. Virgin Bliss, which collects all four installments of my first story arc with Jaz JimÃnez, has recently come to be called College Bliss on Amazon. Why?
"That's not quite what I said."
As some of you may have noticed, one of my best-selling titles had to undergo a title change recently. Virgin Bliss, which collects all four installments of my first story arc with Jaz JimÃnez, has recently come to be called College Bliss on Amazon. Why?
Like most of the college flirtations I write about... it's complicated. You see, once upon a time a few short weeks ago, in the UK, some idiot decided to write about all the "horrible" eBooks that UK book retailer WH Smith was making available to readers by these nasty, unethical indie writers, via their eBook portal, serviced by Kobo.
A few people at WH Smith pretended to go loco and blamed Kobo. Because, you know, traditionally published stuff that's kinky is something they never sell, right? Right, all you 50 Shades of Gray readers? Is that your final answer?
Anyway, Kobo freaked out and pulled most everything out of their UK store that was indie, most particularly the stuff distributed to them by secondary sites like Smashwords and Direct2Digital. So, in effect, Kobo blamed indies, too, and also pointed fingers at their partners. Can you handle this much classy?
So, meantime, while indie authors (whether they wrote something risque or not) are being treated like carriers of the bubonic plague in Europe, Amazon gets cold feet about indies, too, and started pulling a bunch of titles from sale.
But not everything, like Kobo did. Just stuff that didn't measure up to arbitrary rules: rules mostly about book titles rather than actual content.
Gals, you've read my books. I write some risque stuff, sure, but it's all fun among consenting college-age adults.
Some of the code-words Amazon targeted were targeted because they are used in something called pseudo-incest, as well as "barely legal" stuff and whatnot. Hey, whatever, no judgment here, but that's just not the stuff I write.
So among those words targeted in titles were words like "sister," "brother," "uncle" "stepfather" and a whole lotta words with "step-" added to them as a prefix.
And also, the word "virgin."
Thus, one of my titles got pulled until I fixed it. Not that Amazon gave me the slightest clue what needed fixing. I had to beg, borrow, and inquire before I even found a hint of what had gone wrong.
Finally, some fellow writers clued me in that it was probably the word virgin in my book title, since that was the only title of mine Amazon pulled.
Virgin as a "keyword" is completely odd.
First, it's simply a medical term that indicates someone who is inexperienced, usually sexually, though virgin can mean a different type of inexperienced, or at least I hope so every time I visit the grocery store and pick up some Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
I mean, c'mon... sex is fun, but if my olive oil is sexually active, then "extra virgin" might not be enough. I'd want the super-colossal, USDA tested and approved, one-hundred-percent-guaranteed absolute virgin olive oil, please. Yikes!
Anyway, I guess the word virgin in Amazon's new Paranoid Dictionary equals "underage." I wish they would have given me a phone call about this. I would have loved to debate them on it. I can picture the conversation now:
"Hello, yes, this is Amazon. How may I help you today?"
"Yes, this is Sarah. I understand you've pulled one of my books from sale temporarily until I fix it. And even though you haven't clued me in at all as to what's suddenly wrong with my book that's been happily selling copies for the past couple years now, I understand it's the word virgin that's bugging you. Is that so?"
"Officially, I cannot confirm or deny anything."
"You'll have to some way, or I won't know what to change."
"Well, officially I can't. Unofficially, it's the title."
"Well, my title that you pulled consists of only two words. Is it the word bliss?"
"We're fine with bliss. People can be blissful."
"I should hope so. So then it's the word virgin that's got your panties in a wad?"
"..."
"C'mon, give me something to work with, here."
"Well, if it's not bliss, by process of elimination, we think you can figure out the problem."
"So it is virgin. Well, at least I know what to change now. Thanks. However, I just have to say: really? Virgin is your big problem with my book that's been selling nicely for us both for the last couple years with no complaints? Even though virginity is among the most prized states of being among certain religious and ethical moralists?"
"We have to treat everyone equally."
"That's interesting. Did you also ban the book The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides? And don't lie, because I have it on screen in front of me at this very moment."
"Well... no, obviously not."
"Why not? His book has the word virgin in it, too."
"True, but it's different."
"You're right, they are different books. My characters are a pair of college girls. Consenting adults over the age of 18. In Mr. Eugenides' book, the virgins in question are as young as the age of thirteen, with the oldest being seventeen, yet he writes extensively about their sex lives and sexuality."
"Well, that's really not the point."
"I agree. Mr. Eugenidies' book ends with all five girls attempting suicide. Three of them are immediately successful and a fourth takes her life successfully on a second attempt. By comparison, the two girls in my book receive a happy ending. Kind of makes you go hmm, doesn't it?"
"I can't comment on that."
"But I thought you said Amazon was concerned with equal treatment of all writers during this purge?"
"Mr. Eugenidies' book was traditionally published."
"True, but many traditional publishers accept and publish erotic fiction. Especially the romantic kind. And again, all my characters are above the age of consent. Which is a bit silly considering it's just a story and no one actually got kissed in the making of the book."
"Mr. Eugenidies is a literary writer, not an erotic writer."
"Seems to me his books are awfully obsessed with the sexual lives of his mostly underage characters."
"Yes, but--"
"So you're saying it's because I'm an indie writer. Therefore, I cannot be trusted."
"You're indie, and you write erotica--"
"Pretty vanilla lesbian erotica, mind you."
"Whatever. You're indie, you write erotica, and you used the word virgin in your title."
"So, therefore, the only possibility is, what?"
"That you're trying to be cagey about writing about underage sex."
"Both characters are college-age girls."
"Granted, but--"
"And there's nothing cagey about my books. They're erotic romances, centered around lesbian or questioning characters, and they feature a happily ever after ending. What's the problem?"
"It's just not believable."
"What's not believable?"
"That you're not trying to disguise the fact that you're writing about high school girls under the guise of calling them college girls."
"Oh, really? They live in dorms, rather than with their parents. They're said to be eighteen or older in the book. The book doesn't hide the fact that it's an erotic romance. I have no interest in writing about high school girls."
"That's what you say, but you used the word virgin in the title, so..."
"So what?"
"So, it's just not believable."
"Now what's not believable?"
"Let me put this simply, Miss Salari. Girls aren't virgins by the time they get to college."
"Oh, really? I mean, I imagine some are not by then, but it sounds to me like you're suggesting no girls are virgins by the time they reach college."
"Essentially."
"That would come as a surprise to several girls I met my freshman year in college."
"That was long ago, Sarah."
"Not that long ago! And you don't get to insult me like that and call me Sarah."
"Still, today's teens are far more sexually active than in decades past."
"Oh really? So you're admitting girls are sexually active before they turn eighteen, and that's why you consider the word virgin a problem? Because if someone's a virgin, they can't be any older than eighteen. Is that right?"
"I see where you're going with this, and--"
"Do you? You're admitting that girls have sex before they turn eighteen."
"Right, but--"
"But we can't write about it, can we? Unless we're Jeffrey Eugenidies, of course. He's special, He's literary. He's also a fifty-three-year-old male writing books that drool over and ponder the sex lives of teenage girls. For him, that's okay, even with the words virgin and suicide in his book title."
"That's not quite what I said."
"Close enough. So all I need to do is change the title, right?"
"To something without the word virgin in it, yes."
"Have you ever read my book?"
"No, of course not. I don't read smut."
"Erotic romance, you mean?"
"That either."
"Fine. I'll change it. But, off the record? Y'all are insane."
End of scene.
Yeah, I would have loved to have that phone-call for real.
So, anyway, that's why this...:
Now looks like this:
Boy, that just changes everything, doesn't it?
The new title isn't appearing yet on Kobo, Barnes and Noble, or Smashwords and their affiliates. Eventually, I'll get the new version out to them, as well, just for the sake of consistency, though.
Anyway, I wanted all of my readers to know: don't let the title change confuse you. College Bliss is the exact same book, on the inside, as Virgin Bliss was. There's nothing new, missing, or added. It's just a title change I was forced into because, apparently, not being named Jeffrey Eugenidies means I'm the suspected pervert.
As if.
Monday, July 22, 2013
Thanks, gals!
Just wanted to say thanks to all my sistahs out there helping boost my new release, Sleepless Over, to the moon on Amazon during its debut free run!
So far, I've made it to number 64 on the "free erotica" list. Go, you gals!
In fact, I'm so pleased that I've decided to keep SLEEPLESS OVER free on Amazon through Wednesday! So if you want to grab it for free, grab it soon, before it goes back to paid!
I'm pleased with this little free run so far, and wanted to just say thanks, all, for not abandoning me after I took such a long time getting out something new. It's really inspiring me to work hard on my next release.
Let's see if we can keep this rolling and boost SLEEPLESS OVER even further up the Erotica list while we still can!
And hey, once it goes back to paid, I hope you'll all agree it's still a fun read that's well worth the money.
Okay... back to work for me. Gotta finish my next release so I can keep you all happy!
So far, I've made it to number 64 on the "free erotica" list. Go, you gals!
In fact, I'm so pleased that I've decided to keep SLEEPLESS OVER free on Amazon through Wednesday! So if you want to grab it for free, grab it soon, before it goes back to paid!
I'm pleased with this little free run so far, and wanted to just say thanks, all, for not abandoning me after I took such a long time getting out something new. It's really inspiring me to work hard on my next release.
Let's see if we can keep this rolling and boost SLEEPLESS OVER even further up the Erotica list while we still can!
And hey, once it goes back to paid, I hope you'll all agree it's still a fun read that's well worth the money.
Okay... back to work for me. Gotta finish my next release so I can keep you all happy!
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Announcing Sleepless Over!
Hey there, sistahs!
I just wanted you sweeties all to know that my latest is on its way to you as we speak. It's a longish short-story called Sleepless Over and it involves all-new characters.
It's not the start of either of the two series I've been hinting at for a while now, but instead is a 9,100+ word standalone story I wrote just to tide you over while I put the finishing touches on the opening installment of the lesbian sci-fi series I've been hinting at.
That's coming as soon as I can manage, but in the meantime I wanted you all to have something new to enjoy. And Sleepless Over should fit the bill.
Here's a sneak peek at the cover:
So there you have it. Doesn't it look sexy? Well, that's because it is. And it's available exclusively through the Kindle Store on Amazon, starting now!
The book will also show up on other platforms in a few months.
And now, sistahs, it's back to writing for me. I have a lesbian science-fiction tale I've been promising that still needs some work...
I just wanted you sweeties all to know that my latest is on its way to you as we speak. It's a longish short-story called Sleepless Over and it involves all-new characters.
It's not the start of either of the two series I've been hinting at for a while now, but instead is a 9,100+ word standalone story I wrote just to tide you over while I put the finishing touches on the opening installment of the lesbian sci-fi series I've been hinting at.
That's coming as soon as I can manage, but in the meantime I wanted you all to have something new to enjoy. And Sleepless Over should fit the bill.
Here's a sneak peek at the cover:
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| The cover for Sleepless Over was designed by Sarah Salari and is © 2013. It uses an image © DNF-Style and licensed for use on this book through Fotolia.com. |
The book will also show up on other platforms in a few months.
And now, sistahs, it's back to writing for me. I have a lesbian science-fiction tale I've been promising that still needs some work...
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Announcing the Summer With Sarah Sale!
Hey there, gals and pals!
I'm pleased to announce that I'm finally gearing up for my big relaunch. I have a standalone short story cumming your way soon, plus I'm even closing in on the release of the first installment of my new lesbian sci-fi series.
But to gear up for all that, I've just initiated across-the-board price cuts on all of my backlist titles, except for BLISS KISS, of course, which was already free.
Starting soon, Beyond Bliss Kiss, Pure Bliss, and Steamy Bliss are all dropping from $2.99 to only $0.99 each. Meanwhile, Virgin Bliss, which collects all three of those stories plus Bliss Kiss, will be dropping from $5.99 to only $2.99 ... the exact same price you'd pay separately.
As for my other series, Holiday Seductions, those titles are receiving new price cuts as well!
Thanksgiving Bliss, Hanukkah Bliss, Christmas Bliss, and Valentine's Bliss are all dropping from $3.99 to only $2.99 each. New Year's Bliss, which used to cost $2.99, will now be dropping to $0.99.
Accordingly, Holiday Seductions Volume 1, which contains Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, and Christmas, is dropping from $6.99 to $5.99, while Holiday Seductions Omnibus Edition, containing all five holiday seduction stories, is dropping from $9.99 to a mere $7.99, making it still the best bargain of the bunch.
All these lovely new prices should come into effect at finer eBook retailers everywhere, soon. Most will change over within the next 24-48 hours, which means the new, lower prices will be in place at most retailers in time for July 4!
If your favorite eBook retailer is dragging their feet, please trust me that the new prices are coming... some retailers just take longer than others to catch up!
So, now's a perfect time to catch up with all my old stuff!
Because I expect to release my first new short in over six months, sometime in July, and my new lesbian sci-fi adventure series with erotic hijinks mixed in will soon debut as well. Get ready ... there's never been a better time to be a Sarah Salari fan!
Sarah Salari books are available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, NookBooks, and Smashwords. They are also generally available at most other fine retailers through the Smashwords distribution system.
I'm pleased to announce that I'm finally gearing up for my big relaunch. I have a standalone short story cumming your way soon, plus I'm even closing in on the release of the first installment of my new lesbian sci-fi series.
But to gear up for all that, I've just initiated across-the-board price cuts on all of my backlist titles, except for BLISS KISS, of course, which was already free.
Starting soon, Beyond Bliss Kiss, Pure Bliss, and Steamy Bliss are all dropping from $2.99 to only $0.99 each. Meanwhile, Virgin Bliss, which collects all three of those stories plus Bliss Kiss, will be dropping from $5.99 to only $2.99 ... the exact same price you'd pay separately.
As for my other series, Holiday Seductions, those titles are receiving new price cuts as well!
Thanksgiving Bliss, Hanukkah Bliss, Christmas Bliss, and Valentine's Bliss are all dropping from $3.99 to only $2.99 each. New Year's Bliss, which used to cost $2.99, will now be dropping to $0.99.
Accordingly, Holiday Seductions Volume 1, which contains Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, and Christmas, is dropping from $6.99 to $5.99, while Holiday Seductions Omnibus Edition, containing all five holiday seduction stories, is dropping from $9.99 to a mere $7.99, making it still the best bargain of the bunch.
All these lovely new prices should come into effect at finer eBook retailers everywhere, soon. Most will change over within the next 24-48 hours, which means the new, lower prices will be in place at most retailers in time for July 4!
If your favorite eBook retailer is dragging their feet, please trust me that the new prices are coming... some retailers just take longer than others to catch up!
So, now's a perfect time to catch up with all my old stuff!
Because I expect to release my first new short in over six months, sometime in July, and my new lesbian sci-fi adventure series with erotic hijinks mixed in will soon debut as well. Get ready ... there's never been a better time to be a Sarah Salari fan!
Sarah Salari books are available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, NookBooks, and Smashwords. They are also generally available at most other fine retailers through the Smashwords distribution system.
Monday, May 13, 2013
Are you ready for something new?
Hey all, it's me, Sarah.
I've been a busy little bee the past few months, but I'm finally getting close to publishing something new. Are you ready for something new?
I really hope so.
I know it's been a long time, and it's almost like we never see each other anymore. But I promise, the wait is gonna be worth it.
My next release, if it proves popular, will become the launching point for one of two all-new series I've been working on.
Want a tease?
Okay.
The first book you'll be seeing from me... sooner than maybe you think... is going to be a wonderful historical tale with a twist!
The twist is that it's actually some time-travel science fiction! And because it's me, you know that there will be some sexy girl-girl hijinks going on.
How's it different from my Bliss series?
Well, the time-travel stuff is different. And each book will take place in a new era, where you'll get a very Sarah Salari take on the past, and maybe even the future.
But there will be a series character and it will not involve Jaz, star of the Bliss books. This is someone new. Someone different. Someone with her own story to be told.
And the other thing that's different about it is that there's gonna be more of an adventure plot to this series. Sure, there will be erotic good times to be had, but there's also going to be a colorful cast of characters to meet in each time period, a recurring cast, evil baddies to be fought... so plenty of adventure, and not just the between the sheets kind.
If you like stuff like Doctor Who or Quantum Leap, but wish those shows were sexier, you'll like this series.
It's a bold new direction for me, and if you trust me I'm hoping you'll find the reading deeper and more satisfying, yet just as fun-in-a-naughty-sort-of-way as always. Call it a Lesventure tale!
And later this year, I hope to also find time to launch my second series, which mixes the familiar erotic lesbian fun with ... crime fiction with a sense of humor.
Oh, gals, I wish I could tell you more about both series, but it's still a bit early. All I can suggest is that you stick around and look for new title reveals, cover reveals, and publication announcements, because 2013 is soon gonna be known as the summer of Sarah Salari! (Or at least the summer of my big comeback!)
Toodles,
Sarah
I've been a busy little bee the past few months, but I'm finally getting close to publishing something new. Are you ready for something new?
I really hope so.
I know it's been a long time, and it's almost like we never see each other anymore. But I promise, the wait is gonna be worth it.
My next release, if it proves popular, will become the launching point for one of two all-new series I've been working on.
Want a tease?
Okay.
The first book you'll be seeing from me... sooner than maybe you think... is going to be a wonderful historical tale with a twist!
The twist is that it's actually some time-travel science fiction! And because it's me, you know that there will be some sexy girl-girl hijinks going on.
How's it different from my Bliss series?
Well, the time-travel stuff is different. And each book will take place in a new era, where you'll get a very Sarah Salari take on the past, and maybe even the future.
But there will be a series character and it will not involve Jaz, star of the Bliss books. This is someone new. Someone different. Someone with her own story to be told.
And the other thing that's different about it is that there's gonna be more of an adventure plot to this series. Sure, there will be erotic good times to be had, but there's also going to be a colorful cast of characters to meet in each time period, a recurring cast, evil baddies to be fought... so plenty of adventure, and not just the between the sheets kind.
If you like stuff like Doctor Who or Quantum Leap, but wish those shows were sexier, you'll like this series.
It's a bold new direction for me, and if you trust me I'm hoping you'll find the reading deeper and more satisfying, yet just as fun-in-a-naughty-sort-of-way as always. Call it a Lesventure tale!
And later this year, I hope to also find time to launch my second series, which mixes the familiar erotic lesbian fun with ... crime fiction with a sense of humor.
Oh, gals, I wish I could tell you more about both series, but it's still a bit early. All I can suggest is that you stick around and look for new title reveals, cover reveals, and publication announcements, because 2013 is soon gonna be known as the summer of Sarah Salari! (Or at least the summer of my big comeback!)
Toodles,
Sarah
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Cover Reveal: Holiday Bliss Omnibus Edition
Very soon, the Holiday Bliss Omnibus Edition will be on sale wherever fine ebooks are sold. It collects all five volumes in the Holiday Seductions series. Finally, the cover can be revealed.
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| Holiday Bliss Omnibus Edition's cover was designed by Sarah Salari, featuring a photo licensed for use through Fotolia.com |
Cover Reveal: New Year's Bliss
Monday, September 3, 2012
About to come back in a big way!
Hey there, readers!
Sarah Salari here.
I know many of you have missed me in the past six months as I temporarily stopped publishing new stuff.
Truth time: I got burned out. I was pushing myself harder than I could keep up with.
But I'm rested and refreshed and about to stage a big comeback.
The first thing you'll all notice is this:
Soon... hopefully over the next couple weeks... I'll be republishing all my titles with spiffy new formatting and freshened-up, high-res covers.
But that's just the warm-up act.
After that, I'll be publishing my first new title in several months: I almost had it finished and out before I went on a hiatus, and now I'll be finishing it up: the New Year's Bliss installment in the Jaz's Holiday Seductions series.
After that, I may gather all five Holiday Seductions into a single omnibus edition.
Why?
Because that's all the Holiday Seductions I'm going to do for now. It's time to move on and try something different.
I know I promised to write more holidays than that, but really, I just don't have it in me right now. And if I'm not turned on, I know you, my readers, won't be, either.
And none of us wants that.
So, once I get New Year's Bliss finished and out, and the big 5-in-1 Holiday Seductions omnibus out, I'll be announcing something totally brand new!
Brand new and sexy.
Stay tuned for details... because Sarah is back, baby!
Friday, February 10, 2012
Cover Reveal: Valentine Bliss
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| The cover for VALENTINE BLISS uses a photo © Sergii Figurnyi - licensed through Fotolia.com. Cover design by Sarah Salari. |
Once I accomplish that, I'll go back and polish off those other two. They are on their way! But this one will show up first. Enjoy the cover! And like all of my Holiday Seductions series, this one will be an Amazon Kindle exclusive for at least the first 90 days, and will retail for around $3.99!
Thursday, February 9, 2012
My song-writing debut!
Just for a laugh, I wrote a song, had a friend who can sing better than me perform it, and posted it to YouTube! Enjoy!
Love,
Sarah
Love,
Sarah
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Cover Reveal: Holiday Bliss Vol. 1
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| The cover for HOLIDAY BLISS VOLUME 1 uses a photo © Stryjek - licensed through Fotolia.com. Cover design by Sarah Salari. |
That's right, HOLIDAY BLISS VOLUME 1 will contain THANKSGIVING BLISS, HANUKKAH BLISS, and CHRISTMAS BLISS in one slim eBook purchase.
And it's coming exclusively to Amazon.com. At least for the first 90 days. If you want to see it on platforms other than Kindle, let me know.
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